sorry

hiya guys sorry I didn't post earlier, and this post is just as a notice to let you guys know that I won't post for at least a week because my uncle is coming over with my little cousin shaan so I won't be aloud to touch anything electronic until they leave. very sorry and i promise to post as soon as they leave. truth be told I wasn't even notified until today. well see ya

T, M , K,

Ok, so those of you who have been reading my blog, know that I <3 Bollywood. So yesterday, my mom finally let me have the Bollywood movie marathon I have always wanted. I got to watch Bollywood movies for 24 hours straight, only stopping for necessary things like more popcorn, more soda, etc. I loved it, it was totally fun. I watched love stories like HUM DIL DE CHUKE SANAM , I HATE LUV STORIES, I watched sad movies like DEVDAS, and then I watched awesome movies, like FOOL 'N' FINAL, LUCK, ISHQ, & VIVAAH. But when it was time for the last movie, I decided to watch . . . TEES MAAR KHAN!!!!!!!!!!! I know, I know it has been out for a while now, but i never got the chance to watch the whole thing. When it first came out I only watched a little bit. But now that I saw the whole thing, I actually liked it. I know that it didn't do that well in the box office and it isn't as good as the other Farah Khan movies, like MAIN HOON NA, or OM SHANTI OM, but it was still funny.



For those of you who are trying to hide from trouble, try to be as sneaky as Tees Maar Khan, because as he once said : Tuwaiif ki izzat bachana, aur Tees Maar Khan ko kaad karna . . . baas dono hi bekaar hai ! :) Or if you want, you could go all Sharukh Khan and try to be like Don, kyon ki : Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi . . . namumkin hai :)

Sorry guys, this was a horrible post, but I honestly had nothing to talk about. How's this, if  I get 6 followers, then I will have a long, funny, and awesome blog post.

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

HARRY POTTER AND OTHER SHIZZ

So everyone has heard of THE HARRY POTTER series right ? Well yesterday I went to see it in the theaters in 3D. It was totally AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! The only problem was, that there were these REALLY loud, and REALLY obnoxious girls sitting behind us. They would keep on throwing popcorn just to see who would throw the farthest. They prob sound like 10 year olds, but I swear they were at least 17. I was like WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!Then finally my awesome cousin beyond timid( visit her blog THE ENIGMA'S HIDEOUT) threw popcorn at them, and they were like what the h*ll, who threw that popcorn, what b*tch would do that ? I started laughing really hard. So did the people behind us. I was really surprised that no one shushed us.  So yeah that totally made the whole Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows pt. 2 soooooo much better :)

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I decided to end each and everyone of my posts with at least 1 joke. It could be yo mama or, well anything. so if you want me to post a joke of a certain category, like animals, or lawyers, or marriage etc. then just comment and tell me. Here's today's joke:

yo mama so fat, when she eats rice crispies instead of them going snap crackle pop, they go oh crap, here she comes !!!
yo mama so fat, she needs cheat codes for wii fit
yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krouger nightmare.
Yo mama so ugly, bob the builder took one look at her and said i can't fix that
sorry if your getting sick of Yo mama jokes. I promise I will post a diff type of joke next time. Until then . . . live, laugh, and joke, because as sharukh khan once said: Jeo, khush raho, muskurao. Kya patahai, shaid kal ho na ho ;)

FIRST BLOG POST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiya guys,

This is my first blog post so it might be a bit sucky. If it is, then please comment and tell me how I can make it better.  So first off, you might be wondering what's up with my blog's name. Well while making this blog I was watching the bollywood movie, Paying Guests, and then the actor Chunky Pandey (love that guy) came up and my little sister was showing me a book about panda's, thus a name was born. but enough about the name. I am a bollywood fanatic! So i most likely will have a lot of posts on latest Bollywood stuff. my favorite actor ever is Shahid Kapoor. Talk about hottie!!!!!!!!!!!  So well, to make this post less retarded here's one of my fav yo mama jokes, and one my cousin made up. try to decide which is which, and comment on which one you like the most:
yo mama's feet are so crispy they make walnut shells feel like cotton candy
yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her!!!
Sorry if they are lame, I'll have better ones in my next post